This is a game Marcie likes to play with me every time she gets dressed to go somewhere. Here's how it goes....
Marcie - "Chris do I look pregnant or just fat"
Chris - "You look lovely"
This game has been played almost every single day for the past 21 weeks. So far I feel as though I have done well. Marcie is starting to roll her eyes now with the lovely comment. So any advice? Feel free to make some comments. The comments will be judged. The winner.......hold your breath....gets to help put up wall decals in nudger's bedroom that Marcie has recently purchased. Before purchasing Marcie showed me a website in which the wall decals were shown proudly on a nursery wall. They looked nice and easy enough. However, when they came in the mail I found that there were 125 pieces to place on the wall individually....awesome. So the winner of my little contest will win one trip to our house to help place delicious little decals on nudger's walls. In all honesty the wall decals are awesome and Marcie does look lovely, but this is a serious contest.
Jake just says, "you're not fat, you're pregnant!".... because yes, we do look fat. It's obvious to us and to you men that we are pregnant, but until strangers start commenting and asking when you're due (which just started last week...26 weeks for me), then no, we probably don't look pregnant, just chubbs. It's a no win, Chris. You're doomed until she's OBVIOUSLY pregnant.
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Unless you're absolutely certain that everyone who sees will know that she's pregnant, stick with "You're lovely." (If she really looks preggo, then say so. It's fine to look pregnant when you are.)
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